Outward response: “Okay, Rabbit. I believe you.” [head pat]
"LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!"
(I only take credit for the 1st, 4th, and 6th gifs)
long-exposure picture of a wave, isn’t this beautiful?
you can find plenty more of these here :)
where’s the fuckin ice
I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"
Actually, it was the Vikings. They discovered both Iceland and Greenland, and when they realized the weather, named them opposites to confuse their enemies. So the enemies would go to Greenland, expecting it to be all pretty and green and good for farming, but it was all ice. Vice versa for Iceland.
here’s a link with harrison ford’s fan mail p.o. box and if you send him a photo of himself he’ll autograph it for you
and here’s a link where you can ask me for my mailing address to send the…
feeling the spirit
A guy sits down at his computer, and opens facebook. ”Real women have curves”, he types. Suddenly, he hears screaming from outside. All of the women without curves have unzipped their skins, revealing themselves to be lizard people. They aren’t real women at all. The world descends into chaos. ”My God”, he whispers, looking at the keyboard. ”What have I done?”
two competing yet equally arresting theories. the scientific community finds itself divided
biifurcated, you miight even 2ay.
I won’t rest until I own this..
but will you travel across the land, searching far and wide?
this is my favorite video of the year so far
holy mother fucking shit
can this guy narrate everything pls